Posted 9 hours ago
nakedly:

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

where can i buy these

nakedly:

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

where can i buy these

(Source: golfingfetus)

Posted 9 hours ago
somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey)

Posted 1 day ago

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh)

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  1. people: watch your language
  2. me: oh shit sorry
Posted 3 days ago

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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(Source: tomatotaster)

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